hello ladies

In honor of masturbation month....

• 1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer?
• 2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why:
• 3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed:
• 4: Something that never fails to make you horny:
• 5: Where is one place you would never have sex:
• 6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when ______________
• 7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny:
• 8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone:
• 9: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]:
• 10: What is the fastest way to make you horny:
• 11: Top or bottom?
• 12: We were about to ____________ but then ______________
• 13: Would you ever take a sexual enhancement drug?
• 14: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary?
• 15: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:
• 16: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you:
• 17: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex:
• 18: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:
• 19: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]
• 20: Is it ever okay to not use a condom:
• 21: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had?
• 22: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:
• 23: How big is too big (peniswise):
• 24: One sexual thing you would never do:
• 25: Biggest turn on:
• 26: Three spots that drive you insane:
• 27: Worst possible time to get horny:
• 28: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans:
• 29: Worst sexual idea you ever had:
• 30: How much fapping is too much fapping:
• 31: Best sexual complement you ever got:
• 32: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji:
• 33: Is it good sex if you don’t nut:
• 34: Fill in the blanks: "If they ____________, we are fuckin"
• 35: What your favorite part of your body:
• 36: Favorite foreplay activities:
• 37: Love (>,<, or =) Sex For those of us who don’t remember our math thats “greater than, less than, or equal to]
• 38: What do you wear to bed?
• 39: When was the first time you masturbated:
• 40: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?
• 41: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?
• 42: Have/would you ever have sex outside?
• 43: Have/would you ever had a threesome?
• 44: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?
• 45: Have/would you ever masturbate at work?
• 46: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane?
• 47: What is one song you’d like to have sex to?
• 48: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny?
• 49: Most attractive celebrity?
• 50: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?
• 51: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now
• 52: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online?
• 53: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny?
• 54: Do you have stretch marks?
• 55: How do you feel about your stretch marks?
• 56: Has anyone ever had a problem with your stretch marks?
• 57: Do you like giving head? (why/why not)
• 58: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?
• 59: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?
• 60: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?
• 61: Is there anything you do on tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see?
• 62: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?)
• 63: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day?
• 64: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery?
• 65: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?
• 66: Do you watch porn?
• 67: How small is too small?
• 68: Have you ever been called a freak? Why?
• 69: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?
• 70: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day?
• 71: Do you feel comfortable going "commando"?
• 72: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn't shaved their pubic hair?
• 73: If you could give yourself head, would you?
• 74: Booty or Boobs?
• 75: If you had a penis, what would you name it?
• 76: Have you ever been on an official date?
• 77: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)
• 78: If you were a stripper, what would your name be?
• 79: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?)
• 80: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed?
• 81: What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina
• this seems fun